January seems to be the month when helpful tips abound. How to do this! How to do that! What to avoid! What to eat! Do I have lipstick on my teeth? Spinach? Big etc.
In keeping with these ages-old self-helps, here are a few tips I've compiled on my own to help in these times of self-reflection.
1 - Check your nipples before you leave the house! I know! This sounds weird but I once watched a movie years ago, maybe Van Wilder or Sorority Boys, and in that movie, the girls' t-shirts get wet. Of course they are bra-less, but I've never forgotten the fact that I believe the girl, Bree Turner's nipples were uneven, one high and the other low, and it looked really weird. Note to self. Check the mirror before you leave and if there is a hint of nipples, make sure they are hanging even.
3 - Tweeze those nose hairs. If you are trying to be taken seriously, get those suckers trimmed. If you don't, whatever important issue you are trying to convey will get lost because your captive audience will only be focusing on the insane growth leaking from your nostrils. Seen that!
5 - Of course there is always the issue of eating garlic or onions on a special date or otherwise. Never, never choose those options unless your date is eating the same.
I'm sure there are thousands more helpful hints I could add to this list and if you have any of your own, feel free to message me and I'll add them in.
Blessings for the New Year and my hope is that each of you will have special things happen in 2022!
Patsy
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